What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:12
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...